Yeah, so.

He makes me giggle. We have SO MUCH in common...and lots NOT in common, but interesting stuff. He's genuine. He's adorably handsome. What's the problem, you ask? He's Mr. Myspace. I have an internet crush. I have tried really hard to baulk his friendliness, often imagining he has really bad breath and unclean fingernails and is just luckily photogenic. I even stooped so low as to ASK him if he had unclean fingernails...to which he dutifully answered "no" and jokingly called me Fort Knox. This, mind you, makes me laugh a little b/c he knows I have walls..and he doesn't try to climb them. This is not to say I am going to go beyond my myspace crush-ness. I have NO intention of jet setting to see a stupid boy. However, I guess (I say reluctantly) I can meet him when he's here.. just to judge the fingernails. However, 1. I will NOT be alone with him (in case he's a killer), 2. he will NOT see my apt (b/c Im not a whore.. and b/c I dont want him to know where I live (refer to number 1) and 3. I will not like him. Hopefully. Shit. *sigh* Gahhh.. he's photogenic. Damnit.