Friday, February 9, 2007
He makes me giggle. We have SO MUCH in common...and lots NOT in common, but interesting stuff. He's genuine. He's adorably handsome. What's the problem, you ask? He's Mr. Myspace. I have an internet crush. I have tried really hard to baulk his friendliness, often imagining he has really bad breath and unclean fingernails and is just luckily photogenic. I even stooped so low as to ASK him if he had unclean fingernails...to which he dutifully answered "no" and jokingly called me Fort Knox. This, mind you, makes me laugh a little b/c he knows I have walls..and he doesn't try to climb them. This is not to say I am going to go beyond my myspace crush-ness. I have NO intention of jet setting to see a stupid boy. However, I guess (I say reluctantly) I can meet him when he's here.. just to judge the fingernails. However, 1. I will NOT be alone with him (in case he's a killer), 2. he will NOT see my apt (b/c Im not a whore.. and b/c I dont want him to know where I live (refer to number 1) and 3. I will not like him. Hopefully. Shit. *sigh* Gahhh.. he's photogenic. Damnit.