Monday, January 22, 2007

Didnt your momma teach you manners?

SIMPLE. RULES. THAT SHOULD NOT BE BROKEN.

1. If I'm at dinner with my girl friends, an empty chair does not mean I want you to sit down. ASK for crying out loud!
2. If I say I am having "girls night" (even if its a lie.. like it was this weekend), DONT SHOW UP...especially ALONE and linger in the background like some freak. (Read my Mr. Wont Go Away blog.. this is him)
3. If I say I don't want a shot, I DONT. It's not some single girl trickery I am playing. DONT grab my arm, tease me, prod me or pull me toward the bar as if you are doing some really awesome thing by buying me a shot. I understand you just want to get me wasted. Jackass.
4. If YOU get up to get a drink, ask me if I want one. It's manners, idiot.
5. Don't try to "buy" me by getting me, my friends, and whoever else you think I might know in the vicinity a drink. OVER. BOARD.
6. WALK ME TO MY CAR. Are you a f-ing MORON? I mean...you think I'm gonna return your calls even if I gave you my number when you stand there and watch me walk toward the parking lot.. alone...in the dark. Yeah. I dont think so, idiot.
7. Oh, and don't stare (notice I didnt say 'glance' I said STARE) at my breasts when you think I'm not looking. I AM LOOKING, PERVERT.
8. Don't pretend that you're in the same career as me...then stumble through what you think someone in that career would say. (This includes statements like "yeah, I had to call someone today about lots of papers and files. I do lots of that on the weekends." WHAT?LOL!!!!)

Caviat: For the most part, these guys are harmless and quite entertaining...But seriously, mannnnners and tact! Sheez! :)
-BrainyBlonde

1 comment:

smartypants said...

dude, how can he try SO HARD yet fail so miserably? it just seems like it's NOT POSSIBLE!!!